Theme By: Destroyer & Sleepless

shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"

"and she’s a gorilla"

"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"

"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"

"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"

MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

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northkorea69:

I hate gay people

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snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

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dilfgod:

you’re home early

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lucithor:

mtrenchie:

do you ever say something and then 2 seconds later realize no no nOo nOONONOO I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT

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indoorqueen:

is that regina george

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rundelhousecode:

good advertisements here on the highway

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lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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druyu:

metapod

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internetdouchebag:

"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
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