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obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

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painislove2:

I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. 

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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Anonymous Asked: Top 5 video games

beyoncebeytwice:

1. kim kardashian hollywood

2. kim kardashian hollywood

3. kim kardashian hollywood

4. kim kardashian hollywood

5. kim kardashian hollywood

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"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via katiebishop)

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