Just like grammar used to make
you’re all fucked up
Reminds me of my synonym apple.. :/
when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up
why does my fave try so hard to be me
its fucked up when u grow up and realize everybody is on drugs..
I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got
one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out
I’M NOT SHITTING YOU