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gayweeb:

when u get read by a close friend

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on something youre sensitive about

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lamelohan:

"if you hate school so much why do you even come"image

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bikinipowerbottom:

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ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛

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f-yeah-americanhorrorstory:

That moment when Twisty was so tired of Dandy’s shit.

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